Sidewalk Sale

Went to a sidewalk sale, got 30% off because I bought over 50 feet of pavement. Brought it home, put it beside my walk, making a side-by-sidewalk, which I realized would just mean more shoveling.

I turned it inside out to save space, but it turned into another walking surface, a yes man, who refused to be turned back into a pavement. He claimed he could only answer questions with “yes”. I asked, “Can you please turn back into a pavement?” “Yes,” he replied, without moving. “Can you do it now?” “Yes” “WILL you do it now?” “Yes,” he repeated, and inverted into 50 feet of pavement… on top of me.

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