Kittens are cute when they play with a ball, Not quite as much when they heave a hairball. Their pretty blue eyes are so stinkin’ sweet, While cute little claws tear through your love seat. They love to be held and get scratched on the head, Purring and peeing all over the bed. Happy to live in your beautiful home, Marking the couch to be tell all that it’s owned By them, not the people who actually paid For the furniture that can’t be cleaned by a maid. You lock them away while the steamers are there, As soon as they’re out they will coat it with hair. Now reading this might make you think that I think That owning a cat comes with too much o’ stink, But even though cats make my allergies fester I own two myself, Diesel and Sylvester.