Sorry. Didn’t mean to stand on you, I didn’t realize… anyway, is everything okay?
I can give you a massage, or rub in some cream, trim off your nails and make you all clean! What? You think my suggestions are odd? We’ll see how you do with a full-time job! What do you mean, “toes are for sand”? In every direction there’s miles of land! I know where you should go to, I’ll be late for work get your ass in my shoe!