12 Inches

Sorry.  Didn’t mean to stand on you, I didn’t realize… anyway, is everything okay? 

I can give you a massage, or rub in some cream, trim off your nails and make you all clean!  What? You think my suggestions are odd?  We’ll see how you do with a full-time job!  What do you mean, “toes are for sand”?  In every direction there’s miles of land!  I know where you should go to, I’ll be late for work get your ass in my shoe!

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