Anthem for the Arrogant

You say you are awesome at all that you do,
But most people think that you’re full of bull poo.
Walking down the street acting like it is yours
Just makes the people passing by think you’re giving tours.

Big head, bigger head, biggest head around;
None of these are titles that will gain you any ground.
Egotistic narcissistic thinking you’re the best
When people are just waiting for you to give it a rest.

Big talk, small talk, no one really cares
About the things you did today or if you like da Bears.
Your greasy grimy gritty paws had better find some pockets
‘Cause if you pat her butt again I’ll blacken your eye sockets.

And if you think you’re humorous and just really freakin’ witty
While insulting everyone around the whole entire city,
Just know that we all know about that time you called in sick,
The pool boy saw the EMT’s extract your swollen pr___.

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