I hate you.
So so much.
I really hate you.
You’re such a such and such.

I despise you.
You make no sound.
I really despise you
All of your 30 pounds.

You piss me off
Obscure my view
I’d run you off
A road or two.

You hold me back
Weigh me down
Pop out of slacks
And make me frown.

Dang, I try to lose you
But I can’t shake you off my tail
People think that I
Am 3rd cousin to a whale.

So I hate you, despise you,
Watch commercials on the telly
That tell me what to buy
So I can lose this BELLY.


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