Meow. Whuhuh?… Meow. What? Meow. Seriously, why are you on my face? Meow. I’m sleeping. Meow. Meow. Meow. What is it? Meow. Why are you doing this to me? Meow […]
Ready or not, Here I come. The game is afoot And the finger’s a thumb. Hide over here, Hide over there, I will find you No matter where. Upstairs, downstairs, […]
1. Don’t. 2. I mean it. 3. There is no try, only do not. 4. Anything you learn will not apply anywhere else. 5. Anything you learn will expire within […]
There once was a new shade of yellow, Designed to be used in your Jello. But once they did testing And found hearts congesting Monsanto paid off the good fellows. […]
Memories once shared, Only you remember. You really thought they cared, But they doused the final ember. Times that made you who you are Mean nothing to the main. Their […]
MISSING: My Wife Name: unknown Age: between 21 and 55 Hair: washed Weight: none of your business Last seen: sometime soon, I hope Other: armed, not dangerous. Two arms, actually.
Any action attempted, By being begun, Can cause consternation During delicate doldrums. Even eating eggs Feeds fallacious folly. Going green, gasoline, Hiding her hazards. Ill intentions initiate Jolts, jabs. Just […]