Guide to Understanding Women

1. Don’t.

2.  I mean it.

3.  There is no try, only do not.

4.  Anything you learn will not apply anywhere else.

5.  Anything you learn will expire within 3 days.

6.  Using expired intel will only offend the woman.

7.  Her feelings are more important than yours.

8.  Her feelings will decide your feelings.

9.  Be conscious of the tiniest change in facial expression.

10.  Don’t rely on these guidelines.

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