Is there a pattern when you take a shower? Maybe you girls have only one way to powder? Not sure I want to know when you are seated, But maybe […]
Gotta go, gotta go, Lately I’ve been feeling slow. By lately I mean several years, Haven’t even had much beer. Being stuck inside a rut Should give me a big […]
Hello, newborns of all ages! Now that you’re outside your birthing apparatus, I thought you should know a few things right up front before anyone else can tell you otherwise. […]
Candy Crush Saga Crashes my phone, overheats Can I get a life?
There once was a man with a sweater, In wintertime thought it was better But eventully June His sweater did ruin And now smells like a chronic bed wetter. The […]
Fly ingina plan ecanbes cary. Not hard to read, right? Amazing what the human mind can make sense of without much trouble. Sometimes something in plain English makes no sense […]
A great man once said “…” and I forget the rest. It is not unusual to hear something profound and life-changing that you can’t remember a week later. That does […]