Is there a pattern when you take a shower? Maybe you girls have only one way to powder? Not sure I want to know when you are seated, But maybe […]
Gotta go, gotta go, Lately I’ve been feeling slow. By lately I mean several years, Haven’t even had much beer. Being stuck inside a rut Should give me a big […]
Hello, newborns of all ages! Now that you’re outside your birthing apparatus, I thought you should know a few things right up front before anyone else can tell you otherwise. […]
What’s inside? Hard to say. Too much cardboard In the way. Could it be Green Eggs and Ham? I do not know, Sam I am. Gigantic tomes, Made for home? […]
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Wut did u xpct frum te tytel uf da pome? Brilyant thawts an udder stuf frum intalectual toems? Prolly u cn reed et speking jest funneticlee, Thoe hedake mae wresalt […]
Candy Crush Saga Crashes my phone, overheats Can I get a life?