Bathroom Habits
Is there a pattern when you take a shower? Maybe you girls have only one way to powder? Not sure I want to know when you are seated, But maybe […]
Category Archives: creative writing
Joining a Gym (yes, a poem)
Gotta go, gotta go, Lately I’ve been feeling slow. By lately I mean several years, Haven’t even had much beer. Being stuck inside a rut Should give me a big […]
Welcome to This World
Hello, newborns of all ages! Now that you’re outside your birthing apparatus, I thought you should know a few things right up front before anyone else can tell you otherwise. […]
Boxes
What’s inside? Hard to say. Too much cardboard In the way. Could it be Green Eggs and Ham? I do not know, Sam I am. Gigantic tomes, Made for home? […]
Procentric Circles
h Sometimes tho a u e n g r g t teg sth i e wisted like a w r. […]
Miss Spelt
Wut did u xpct frum te tytel uf da pome? Brilyant thawts an udder stuf frum intalectual toems? Prolly u cn reed et speking jest funneticlee, Thoe hedake mae wresalt […]
Candy Crush Haiku
Candy Crush Saga Crashes my phone, overheats Can I get a life?
The Art of the Irish IV
There once was a man with a sweater, In wintertime thought it was better But eventully June His sweater did ruin And now smells like a chronic bed wetter. The […]
A Few Fellas Feeling Fine
Hey what about that one thing in the place? Yeah, I remember that like it was yesterday. It was yesterday. Where was it? You know, the big brick building on […]
Hide & Feet
Ready or not, Here I come. The game is afoot And the finger’s a thumb. Hide over here, Hide over there, I will find you No matter where. Upstairs, downstairs, […]
On Thick Ice - The Spurious Imaginings of Reality 